Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products Dremel Electric Rotary Tool This product not intended for use as a dental drill. Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter Safe to use around pets. Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. Hair Coloring Do not use as an ice cream topping. Stridex Foaming Face Wash May contain foam. Komatsu Floodlight This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark Earplugs These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow Pepper Spray Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes. RCA Television Remote Control Not Dishwasher Safe Triops Fish Food Warning: Not for human consumption Road Sign Caution water on road during rain. Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. Slush Puppy Cup This ice may be cold Nabisco Easy Cheese For best results, remove cap. Heinz Ketchup Instructions: Put on food Hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head. Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children Infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water. Curling Iron Warning: This product can burn eyes. Portable stroller Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage Sign at a railroad station Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. Manual for an SGI computer. Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers. Instructions for a cordless phone: Do not put lit candles on phone. Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert Always drive on roads. Not on people. Credit card statement. Payment is due by the due date. Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11 Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat. T.V. manual Do not pour liquids into your television set. VCR box Instructional video on hooking up VCR included. Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle Do not open here. Box of household nails CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation! Hose Nozzle Do not spray into electrical outlet.